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<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Just a Reminder that it is That time of Year again...<br><br> Time to Get those Flu Shots..<br><br> I Always try and get mine near the end of Sept to middle of Oct.<br><br> Happy Sticking : )<br>
In 1965 He DX me and my 2 Brothers and Sister...We are now friends.<br><br><br> http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/dr-lucas-kulczycki-celebrates-100th-birthday-081911<br>
HAPPY THANKSGIVING to ALL !!
Have a nice day and try not to eat too much !!
I try every year, But every year I fail and
get stuffed <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
Gobble gobble <img src="i/expressions/musicnote.gif" border="0">
Parking Spot
Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral. "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says. The loan officer promptly...
Texas Chili Contest
If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope
for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this
slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of
the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived...
It's been a while, thought I'd throw one out.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the...
Two guys are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other...
* Gilead seeking approval for aztreonam
Regulatory News
* U.S. panel to review drug on Thursday
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NEW YORK, Dec 8 (Reuters) - U.S. Food and Drug Administration staff cited...
Here is the link. IT only takes a few seconds
and will not cost you a penny....
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Ned: The Most Popular Man in the World
Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant...
Blond Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy...
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.
His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
His friend...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)...
I wish every one a Safe and Happy
Fourth Of July...
Have Fun Be Safe and Remember Don't sit down wind from
all the smoke from the Fire works !
Brad <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn't work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would...
Well I start Pulm Rehab nest tuesday , again..
I had started and when My Brother got very sick
they thought I should stop and come back when
I could go through the full 10 weeks. I had
missed 8 classes with Mike being sick then passing.
I had to start from square 1. Today I met with the...
What Not to Say to a Policeman
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.
Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
You're not gonna check the...
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