>Catholic Parrots
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>A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
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>"Father, I have a problem. I have two female
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>parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
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>"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
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>"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some
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>fun?'"
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>"How shocking!" the priest exclaimed; then he
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>thought for a moment. "You know, I may have a
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>solution to your problem. I have two male talking
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>parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
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>Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house,
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>and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and
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>Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
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>worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that
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>phrase in no time."
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>"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very
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>well be the solution."
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>The next day, she brought her female parrots to
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>the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that
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>his two male parrots were inside their cage,
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>holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
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>walked over and placed the female parrots in the
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>cage. Immediately, the female parrots cried out in unison:
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>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
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>There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male
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>parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed.
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>"Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
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>answered!"
>
>A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
>
>"Father, I have a problem. I have two female
>
>parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
>
>"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>
>"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some
>
>fun?'"
>
>"How shocking!" the priest exclaimed; then he
>
>thought for a moment. "You know, I may have a
>
>solution to your problem. I have two male talking
>
>parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
>
>Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house,
>
>and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and
>
>Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
>
>worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that
>
>phrase in no time."
>
>"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very
>
>well be the solution."
>
>The next day, she brought her female parrots to
>
>the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that
>
>his two male parrots were inside their cage,
>
>holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
>
>walked over and placed the female parrots in the
>
>cage. Immediately, the female parrots cried out in unison:
>
>"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>
>There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male
>
>parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed.
>
>"Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
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>answered!"