Since I have started playing golf again this season, I thought I would profer a golf joke.
Two ladies take up golf and on the first tee the first lady takes her tee shot and it screams away to one side right into a foursome of men watching. One of the men imediately collapses to the ground with both hands tightly in his groin. The poor woman is distraught and she runs over to the man all apologetic and says,
'' is there anything I can do for you? I am a physiotherapist'', the man replies with tears starting to stream down his face, '' no no its alright!''
Nevertheless the lady golfer gets down next to the man and starts to undo his trousers, and she pulls them down a bit and then starts to rub his genetalia.
''How does that feel now?'' she asks the man.
''That feels good, but my thumb is still killing me'' says the man!
craig
Two ladies take up golf and on the first tee the first lady takes her tee shot and it screams away to one side right into a foursome of men watching. One of the men imediately collapses to the ground with both hands tightly in his groin. The poor woman is distraught and she runs over to the man all apologetic and says,
'' is there anything I can do for you? I am a physiotherapist'', the man replies with tears starting to stream down his face, '' no no its alright!''
Nevertheless the lady golfer gets down next to the man and starts to undo his trousers, and she pulls them down a bit and then starts to rub his genetalia.
''How does that feel now?'' she asks the man.
''That feels good, but my thumb is still killing me'' says the man!
craig