You want in? Well you need to prove your wickedness by driving to your closest old folks home and informing them all that their kids don't love them and they will die alone. Also hide all their Geritol pills for added evilness. Then and only then will you be allowed into the Attack Posse!!!
BTW The "Bathing in the tears of others nightly" division is full. I forget what division Liz is in, but there might be openings and i'm sure that is equally evil. If not, I know for a fact there are openings in the "Farts at innapropriate times in crowded elevators" division. Let me know what you choose to go with. Remember we promote from within!