Joke of the day

[dyza]

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run...run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling ''R-r-run, r-run'' All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A freindly fan, sensing his embarresment whispers, ''He dosen't have to run, he's got four balls.''

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, ''Walk with pr-r-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!''

 

[dyza]

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run...run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling ''R-r-run, r-run'' All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A freindly fan, sensing his embarresment whispers, ''He dosen't have to run, he's got four balls.''

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, ''Walk with pr-r-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!''

 

[dyza]

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run...run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling ''R-r-run, r-run'' All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A freindly fan, sensing his embarresment whispers, ''He dosen't have to run, he's got four balls.''

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, ''Walk with pr-r-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!''

 

[JazzysMom]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run...run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling ''R-r-run, r-run'' All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.



A freindly fan, sensing his embarresment whispers, ''He dosen't have to run, he's got four balls.''



After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, ''Walk with pr-r-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!''</end quote></div>


ONLY A MAN would think of this joke (A PRIDE MAN LOL)

 

[JazzysMom]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run...run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling ''R-r-run, r-run'' All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.



A freindly fan, sensing his embarresment whispers, ''He dosen't have to run, he's got four balls.''



After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, ''Walk with pr-r-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!''</end quote></div>


ONLY A MAN would think of this joke (A PRIDE MAN LOL)

 

[JazzysMom]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run...run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling ''R-r-run, r-run'' All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.



A freindly fan, sensing his embarresment whispers, ''He dosen't have to run, he's got four balls.''



After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, ''Walk with pr-r-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!''</end quote></div>


ONLY A MAN would think of this joke (A PRIDE MAN LOL)

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Is that the JOHN WAYNE walk? That's a REAL MAN! He he.

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Is that the JOHN WAYNE walk? That's a REAL MAN! He he.

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Is that the JOHN WAYNE walk? That's a REAL MAN! He he.