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robert321

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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave using his cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

i feel like i'm talking to a wall

**Disclaimer**

I am not trying to offend anyone, if i do please just tell me and i'll take it down, i only meant for this to be a joke, this man at the wall could be of any religion that happens to pray at the western wall and he doesn't even necessarily live in Israel, he might commute
 

robert321

New member
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave using his cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

i feel like i'm talking to a wall

**Disclaimer**

I am not trying to offend anyone, if i do please just tell me and i'll take it down, i only meant for this to be a joke, this man at the wall could be of any religion that happens to pray at the western wall and he doesn't even necessarily live in Israel, he might commute
 

robert321

New member
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave using his cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

i feel like i'm talking to a wall

**Disclaimer**

I am not trying to offend anyone, if i do please just tell me and i'll take it down, i only meant for this to be a joke, this man at the wall could be of any religion that happens to pray at the western wall and he doesn't even necessarily live in Israel, he might commute
 

robert321

New member
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave using his cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

i feel like i'm talking to a wall

**Disclaimer**

I am not trying to offend anyone, if i do please just tell me and i'll take it down, i only meant for this to be a joke, this man at the wall could be of any religion that happens to pray at the western wall and he doesn't even necessarily live in Israel, he might commute
 

robert321

New member
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave using his cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

i feel like i'm talking to a wall

**Disclaimer**

I am not trying to offend anyone, if i do please just tell me and i'll take it down, i only meant for this to be a joke, this man at the wall could be of any religion that happens to pray at the western wall and he doesn't even necessarily live in Israel, he might commute
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
I heard in chat that db commutes, too!!!


BTW, based on the db quote about the slinky..."if you pull them apart too much, they'll never be the same, again"--65rosessamurai....
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
I heard in chat that db commutes, too!!!


BTW, based on the db quote about the slinky..."if you pull them apart too much, they'll never be the same, again"--65rosessamurai....
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
I heard in chat that db commutes, too!!!


BTW, based on the db quote about the slinky..."if you pull them apart too much, they'll never be the same, again"--65rosessamurai....
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
I heard in chat that db commutes, too!!!


BTW, based on the db quote about the slinky..."if you pull them apart too much, they'll never be the same, again"--65rosessamurai....
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
I heard in chat that db commutes, too!!!


BTW, based on the db quote about the slinky..."if you pull them apart too much, they'll never be the same, again"--65rosessamurai....
 
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