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Lewinsky and Kaczynski

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Chaggie

New member
> The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
> the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use
> the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
> the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in

> the newspaper:
>
> Third place:
> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
> Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
>
> And the winning entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown
 
C

Chaggie

New member
> The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
> the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use
> the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
> the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in

> the newspaper:
>
> Third place:
> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
> Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
>
> And the winning entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown
 
C

Chaggie

New member
> The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
> the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use
> the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
> the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in

> the newspaper:
>
> Third place:
> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
> Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
>
> And the winning entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown
 
C

Chaggie

New member
> The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
> the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use
> the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
> the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in

> the newspaper:
>
> Third place:
> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
> Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
>
> And the winning entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown
 
C

Chaggie

New member
> The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
> the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use
> the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
> the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in

> the newspaper:
>
> Third place:
> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
> Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
>
> And the winning entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown
 
C

Chaggie

New member
> The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
> the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use
> the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in
> the same limerick. Remember, the following winning entries were printed in

> the newspaper:
>
> Third place:
> There once was a girl named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
> Second place:
> Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
> "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you made such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
>
> And the winning entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> When deciding how best to be blown
 
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