Married for a Night
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma"am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea, " she replied. "Just for tonight, lets pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma"am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea, " she replied. "Just for tonight, lets pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.