be sure and read past the Jeff Foxworthy part,, it gets really good and very realistic
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas.
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.
Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:
Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love the Sun?
Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423
Want something to eat?
Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556
Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462
Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!
Italy , Texas 76651
Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460
No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse , Texas 75791
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth , Texas 79031
And a city named after our State!
Texas City , Texas 77590
Exhausted?
Energy , Texas 76452
Cold?
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas 79567
Like to read about History?
Santa Anna , Texas 76878
Goliad , Texas 77963
Alamo , Texas 78516
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Bolivar, Texas 76266
Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670
Men are from Mars, women are from
Venus , Texas 76084
You guessed it... it's on the state line...
Texline , Texas 79087
For the kids...
Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560
Other city names in Texas to make you smile..... :
Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box , Texas 77853
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore , Texas 75662
P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe 79347
and don't forget......
Farewell, Texas 79325
And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT , TEXAS 79748
And as far as i know all of these towns are real, i've been to most of them, most of them though are more of just small comunities that several of them might not even be a town persay but those are all over the place around here. too bad they left out the town on the border of texas, oklahoma, and arkansas, texarkana, texas. To add to the list of jeff foxworthy stuff...
Only in texas is the first day of every major hunting season considered a holiday
If you get waves from every person driving a truck and you don't have any idea who they are, you might be in texas... just wave back, people think you're rude if you don't
If you're pulled off to the side of the road with car trouble, just raise your hood, 3 different people will stop to help, you might be in texas
If someone says they're going into town, and they say they'll be there in 15 minutes.... you might be in texas
If you know of several beloved family pets named Bobby Lee after Robert E. Lee, you might be in texas
If the game warden is feared more than the police, you might be in texas
Texas is by far the best place in the world, i wouldn't live anywhere else, you just don't understand these unless you've been to texas. And 60 degrees is more than just a little chilly
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas.
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.
Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:
Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love the Sun?
Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423
Want something to eat?
Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556
Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462
Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!
Italy , Texas 76651
Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460
No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse , Texas 75791
We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth , Texas 79031
And a city named after our State!
Texas City , Texas 77590
Exhausted?
Energy , Texas 76452
Cold?
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas 79567
Like to read about History?
Santa Anna , Texas 76878
Goliad , Texas 77963
Alamo , Texas 78516
Gun Barrel City , Texas
Bolivar, Texas 76266
Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670
Men are from Mars, women are from
Venus , Texas 76084
You guessed it... it's on the state line...
Texline , Texas 79087
For the kids...
Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560
Other city names in Texas to make you smile..... :
Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box , Texas 77853
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore , Texas 75662
P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe 79347
and don't forget......
Farewell, Texas 79325
And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT , TEXAS 79748
And as far as i know all of these towns are real, i've been to most of them, most of them though are more of just small comunities that several of them might not even be a town persay but those are all over the place around here. too bad they left out the town on the border of texas, oklahoma, and arkansas, texarkana, texas. To add to the list of jeff foxworthy stuff...
Only in texas is the first day of every major hunting season considered a holiday
If you get waves from every person driving a truck and you don't have any idea who they are, you might be in texas... just wave back, people think you're rude if you don't
If you're pulled off to the side of the road with car trouble, just raise your hood, 3 different people will stop to help, you might be in texas
If someone says they're going into town, and they say they'll be there in 15 minutes.... you might be in texas
If you know of several beloved family pets named Bobby Lee after Robert E. Lee, you might be in texas
If the game warden is feared more than the police, you might be in texas
Texas is by far the best place in the world, i wouldn't live anywhere else, you just don't understand these unless you've been to texas. And 60 degrees is more than just a little chilly