Words Women Use

[blindhearted]

I got this in a email and thought it was cute so I wanted to share.



Words women use (Men should take notes)

FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statments that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER - It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

 

[EnergyGal]

This is funny but true

 

[melleemac]

I have a longer version on my msn space......... <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://macshack.spaces.msn.com/">http://macshack.spaces.msn.com/</a>
I think its totally true, lol.
Mel

 

[kybert]

rofl. i just had a big argument on the phone with my landlord. i used the words fine and whatever quite alot haha.

 

[welshgirl]

i agree with all of those , aren't we a fickle bunch. poor men!!!!!!! LOL

 

[dyza]

so what do they mean if they say

''Thanks, whatever you want is fine by me ( followed by loud sigh ) and if nothing is done in five minuets, thats O.k''

 

[JazzysMom]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

so what do they mean if they say



''Thanks, whatever you want is fine by me ( followed by loud sigh ) and if nothing is done in five minuets, thats O.k''</end quote></div>

IT MEANS "RUN FOR THE HILLS" LMAO!

 

[kybert]

damn right melissa!

 

[julie]

Man oh man, these are so true. No wonder my husband leaves the room scratching his head sometimes.

 

[65rosessamurai]

Do you have that in the Japanese Version??