3 Reasons I am thankful for Prednsione... Join IN the laugh

[JennifersHope]

I just have to laugh...Can you think of any good steroid jokes ????

Top three reasons I love steroids..

1. My face is so swollen that I will never need to get collagen injected into my face.. I am too swollen to wrinkel.

2. I can relate much more to ppl with big bellys and thin arms and legs... (important to be able to relate to all types of ppl)

3. I can get into my target heart range just by sitting up.. because I am so loaded with fluid from all the steroids.. don't have to work hard at all.. Just sit up and my heart rate is in the 120s..


Anyone else care to have some fun..

 

[Purplelungz]

hmmm. this is funny

ok i got one.
i love steroids because it gives me the courage to stand up to people. in other words get mad and yell at them

OH and it makes my boobs fuller and sexier LOL

 

[anonymous]

I'll never sit and wonder what pregnancy food cravings are like, I always have them.

My PJ's and Sheets are always clean and washed-because I sweat so much at night that they have to be washed 3 x a week.

Christian

 

[JustDucky]

Hmmm lets see...

Prednisone made it really easy for me to find a costume for Halloween....I dressed as a pumpkin, seemed appropriate

Hugs, Jenn <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

 

[anonymous]

I don't telling jokes about steroids is funny at all!! They are certainly not something I would ever use!!
Sincerely,
Mark McGwire

P.S. Say if someone were looking for Prednisone...where might they look?

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[anonymous]

Sorry ladies...I think I have to side with Mark on this one...
Sincerely,
Rafael Palmeiro

 

[JennifersHope]

Okay then don't join in.... Feel free NOT To read the POST.. I don't see where it says you must join in.. NOONE takes more Prednisone than me.. at least no one that I met.........and I am stuck on it for the rest of my life...or I can chose to literally die... so if I want to laugh and joke about it...I WILL..


Maybe I didn't make it clear in the post.. I needed to laugh......because I am on so much Prednisone I am going insane......... and I need a little comic relief or I am going to explode...


So thanks for not being offended..... Don't ever take pred if you have the choice and feel free to be as serious as you want about it...but don't read posts that say JOIN IN THE FUN>>>> and expect seriousness

I hope I am not turning into a brat.. I just wanted to have some fun.

 

[2005CFmom]

I think they were joining in the fun. They used baseball player names. (Big steroid controvercy in baseball) So please continue the fun, you did not offend anyone!

BTW, is that you Sean going on anonymously as baseball pros? I found it funny.

 

[JennifersHope]

Oh... now that is funny.... I don't know sports at all... Gee good things steroids don't make you overreact...<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif" border="0">

 

[lovingBenandCambree]

I got a kick out of this!

I have only been on steroids for one period of time for about 2 months. My running joke with my husband is that

If you can't find me at 4 in the morning I am just over at my parents exercising. Just call me the energizer bunny!

Emilee

 

[JazzysMom]

Talk about a sugar high......to bad it didnt seem like fun! Seriously.....I dont know except the hyperness...just what I need to be on the edge more....no no no I cant take it!

 

[JazzysMom]

OH OH OH I got it......lack of sleep is great if the Honeymoon or Twilight Zone marathon had been on. I would be able to see every episode ALL NIGHT LONG then day then night! LOL

 

[anonymous]

Okay - you guys really made me laugh - I mean the baseball jokes. I'll have to have my husband read this thread. I really needed that laugh, thanks!
Jan
wife of Greg 46 cf'er w/cepacia tx'd 10-31-05
www.standinginthegap4greg.org

 

[Ben]

Whew...I wrote that on Friday before leaving for the day...then I read the first reply this morning and thought "Roh roh...we don't have any baseball fans in this group!" <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"> Next time I will put a disclaimer on my jokes! hehe
Have a good day everyone!

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