I will never forget about twenty years ago, I was having dinner with my friends and one my friends wacky husband comes out of the bathroom looking like nothing is happening when he purposely planted a long piece of toliet paper hanging out of his pants dragging along the floor. This was a classy restaurant and when I saw him, I just lost it. He was the funniest guy I ever known. He pulled off pranks left and right. He would ask the waitress what bra size she was wearing when his wife would just sit their quietly and I could not help myself but laugh hysterically. There are just some people that just get to you. Those were the days my friend.
One night he came out all dressed up pretending to be a lady and took out a box of tide and out of the blue, just acted like nothing was the matter when we were all having a boring conversation he started to do the laundry in his own house dressed up. He would brighten up every event.
AT my 30th birthday party, he asked the waiter for a mop and he put the mop on his head and came out singing songs to me just at the right time. Back then with my CF lungs, I would break out and laugh so hard. Good thing I did my therapies or else I would be coughing all over the place lol Belly laugh is an understatement.
The only problem was, my ex boyfriend was jealous that I would crack up half the time. My funny friend would call my ex fred flinstone. He said he looled like him and he was cheap just like him. I dumped him thankfully. lol
Some more bathroom stories
About Bathroom humour, my MIL's friend went into a bank the other day and needed to go the bathroom. When she sat down on the toilet she saw a Turtle in the toilet. This lady is an old lady. It is a good thing that the ole lady did not get a biten on her old behind. What a fright she must have had. Can you imagine, now that is what I call a GOOD ole TURD-le experience!