kayleesgrandma
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused,
explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant,
and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist
that she has been buying the stuff from drug stores
on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it at drug stores," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.....
"YES", said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it.."
She returns with the container
and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the container....
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
The pharmacist, a little bemused,
explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant,
and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist
that she has been buying the stuff from drug stores
on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it at drug stores," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.....
"YES", said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it.."
She returns with the container
and hands it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the container....
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."