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Breastfeeding Joke

JazzysMom

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A woman and a baby were in the doctors exam room waiting for the doctor. The doctor arrived, examined the baby including its weight & became concerned since he seemed quite below normal.

The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or formula fed. The woman replied "breast fed".

The doctor with a concerned look on his face asked the woman to strip down to her waist which she did. THe doctor pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped and pinch both breasts in detail.

Motioning the woman to get dressed he said to her "No wonder this baby is underweight, you arent producing any milk"

"I know" she said, "I'm the grandmother, but am so glad that I came".
 

JazzysMom

New member
A woman and a baby were in the doctors exam room waiting for the doctor. The doctor arrived, examined the baby including its weight & became concerned since he seemed quite below normal.

The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or formula fed. The woman replied "breast fed".

The doctor with a concerned look on his face asked the woman to strip down to her waist which she did. THe doctor pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped and pinch both breasts in detail.

Motioning the woman to get dressed he said to her "No wonder this baby is underweight, you arent producing any milk"

"I know" she said, "I'm the grandmother, but am so glad that I came".
 

JazzysMom

New member
A woman and a baby were in the doctors exam room waiting for the doctor. The doctor arrived, examined the baby including its weight & became concerned since he seemed quite below normal.

The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or formula fed. The woman replied "breast fed".

The doctor with a concerned look on his face asked the woman to strip down to her waist which she did. THe doctor pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped and pinch both breasts in detail.

Motioning the woman to get dressed he said to her "No wonder this baby is underweight, you arent producing any milk"

"I know" she said, "I'm the grandmother, but am so glad that I came".
 
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