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Childbirth at 65

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just1more

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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, <b>O.K.?!!' </b>
 
J

just1more

New member
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, <b>O.K.?!!' </b>
 
J

just1more

New member
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, <b>O.K.?!!' </b>
 
J

just1more

New member
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, <b>O.K.?!!' </b>
 
J

just1more

New member
<br />With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
<br />
<br />'May I see the new baby?' I asked
<br />
<br />'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
<br />
<br />Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
<br />
<br />'No, not yet,' She said.
<br />
<br />After another few minutes had elapsed,
<br />
<br />I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
<br />
<br />'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
<br />
<br />Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
<br />
<br />'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
<br />
<br />'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
<br />
<br />'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, <b>O.K.?!!' </b>
 
B

Brad

New member
hahaaahaa she should have put a cordless phone in the baby blanket, then
she could hit the locate button on th phone base,,

Hey.. I just invented the Baby Beeper,,,,,,,,
 
B

Brad

New member
hahaaahaa she should have put a cordless phone in the baby blanket, then
she could hit the locate button on th phone base,,

Hey.. I just invented the Baby Beeper,,,,,,,,
 
B

Brad

New member
hahaaahaa she should have put a cordless phone in the baby blanket, then
she could hit the locate button on th phone base,,

Hey.. I just invented the Baby Beeper,,,,,,,,
 
B

Brad

New member
hahaaahaa she should have put a cordless phone in the baby blanket, then
she could hit the locate button on th phone base,,

Hey.. I just invented the Baby Beeper,,,,,,,,
 
B

Brad

New member
hahaaahaa she should have put a cordless phone in the baby blanket, then
<br /> she could hit the locate button on th phone base,,
<br />
<br /> Hey.. I just invented the Baby Beeper,,,,,,,,
 
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