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Brad

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



Happy Easter Everyone !!
 

Brad

New member
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



Happy Easter Everyone !!
 

Brad

New member
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



Happy Easter Everyone !!
 

princess95

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<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">That was hularious Brad!




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Emily Fritz 12 years old
the lord has blessed me and you!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

princess95

New member
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">That was hularious Brad!




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Emily Fritz 12 years old
the lord has blessed me and you!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

princess95

New member
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">That was hularious Brad!




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Emily Fritz 12 years old
the lord has blessed me and you!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

goingup

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<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> Brad, seriously.......... that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
 

goingup

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<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> Brad, seriously.......... that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
 

goingup

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<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> Brad, seriously.......... that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"><img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
 

Jem

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This is too funny! Happy Easter Brad!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

Jem

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This is too funny! Happy Easter Brad!<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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