Here's a couple of father's day limericks I wrote a couple years back:
Father's Day Limericks
There once was a father named Jack,
Who worked hard with a hammer and tack.
He built many things,
Gave most things a wing,
And left only a few out of wack!
Dad loved his computer but knew that...
Loading software, well, he just couldn't do that ...
He'd fry it's poor brain,
Then call to complain,
"Didn't know a computer could do that!"