BTW guys I call dibs on being the leader of the mutant super powered villains. I think it's only fair because i'm not all right in the head ya know. Friday will be "pizza fridays" (on me), and I will have a light work load deligated amongst our most deranged: Monday 3pm-6pm (I refuse to get up early and work, after all we can do what we want, we are super powered villains!) is general villainous behavior day - We can put ketchup packets on long flights of stairs downtown, Remove parking tickets from cars, and then go to mcdonalds and ask for salt free fries (they have to make a new batch) and then ask for salt for our fries when they hand them to us.
As for the rest of the week, I have faith in you guys to cause chaos as you see fit, but NOT before 3pm k?
As for powers and a name, I want to be named Lunger. And my power will be to shoot out my lungs at unsuspecting people, they envelope their entire body, and suck out all of their oxygen to replenish mine. What do you guys think?