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How old is Grandpa???

dbtoo

New member
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There were no:

' credit cards

' laser beams or

' ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . And then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . .. . But who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon..

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' " chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... And how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

Are you ready ?????


This man would be only 59 years old
 

dbtoo

New member
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There were no:

' credit cards

' laser beams or

' ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . And then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . .. . But who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon..

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' " chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... And how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

Are you ready ?????


This man would be only 59 years old
 

dbtoo

New member
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There were no:

' credit cards

' laser beams or

' ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . And then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . .. . But who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon..

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' " chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... And how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

Are you ready ?????


This man would be only 59 years old
 

dbtoo

New member
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There were no:

' credit cards

' laser beams or

' ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . And then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . .. . But who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon..

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' " chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... And how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

Are you ready ?????


This man would be only 59 years old
 

dbtoo

New member
Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events.
The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There were no:

' credit cards

' laser beams or

' ball-point pens

Man had not invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . And then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir".
And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer- dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends-not purchasing condominiums.

We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, . .. . But who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon..

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' " chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap... And how old do you think I am?

I bet you have this old man in mind...you are in for a shock!

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.

Are you ready ?????


This man would be only 59 years old
 

JazzysMom

New member
I knew it couldnt be an ancient age since I remember getting our first microwave & we only got cable about 3 months before my Dad passed away.

I remember having to "tune in" the television with the dials on the tv & still have an old fashion rotary phone hooked up in one of the jacks of my house.

I had my 8 track tapes long after the player died hoping somewhere/somehow I would find another player. That never happened.......

Ahh the Memories~~
 

JazzysMom

New member
I knew it couldnt be an ancient age since I remember getting our first microwave & we only got cable about 3 months before my Dad passed away.

I remember having to "tune in" the television with the dials on the tv & still have an old fashion rotary phone hooked up in one of the jacks of my house.

I had my 8 track tapes long after the player died hoping somewhere/somehow I would find another player. That never happened.......

Ahh the Memories~~
 

JazzysMom

New member
I knew it couldnt be an ancient age since I remember getting our first microwave & we only got cable about 3 months before my Dad passed away.

I remember having to "tune in" the television with the dials on the tv & still have an old fashion rotary phone hooked up in one of the jacks of my house.

I had my 8 track tapes long after the player died hoping somewhere/somehow I would find another player. That never happened.......

Ahh the Memories~~
 

JazzysMom

New member
I knew it couldnt be an ancient age since I remember getting our first microwave & we only got cable about 3 months before my Dad passed away.

I remember having to "tune in" the television with the dials on the tv & still have an old fashion rotary phone hooked up in one of the jacks of my house.

I had my 8 track tapes long after the player died hoping somewhere/somehow I would find another player. That never happened.......

Ahh the Memories~~
 

JazzysMom

New member
I knew it couldnt be an ancient age since I remember getting our first microwave & we only got cable about 3 months before my Dad passed away.

I remember having to "tune in" the television with the dials on the tv & still have an old fashion rotary phone hooked up in one of the jacks of my house.

I had my 8 track tapes long after the player died hoping somewhere/somehow I would find another player. That never happened.......

Ahh the Memories~~
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
As I was reading this, I was thinking, jeez this was what it was like when I was growing up...I remember getting our TV in 1955--I was 5 years old! We also played outside all day, came in for lunch, and went back outside, and our parents never knew for sure where we were--they just knew we were in the neighborhood. I remember when TV dinners were invented--and they were good--Mom and Dad had them for us if they went out. I babysat and used my $$$ to buy a Beatles album and put the next one on layaway--and that was on $10.00 a week! When I graduated from high school, on my way to college, I had a top-of-the-line ELECTRIC TYPEWRITTER! I remember the first skateboards were really SKATES ON BOARDS--we took apart our skates (the kind that used a key and fit OVER OUR SHOES)--and nailed them to a board!

Thanks for making me feel soooo old....and for remembering the "good old days"

<img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q194/laytbug1/12934f5-1.gif">
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
As I was reading this, I was thinking, jeez this was what it was like when I was growing up...I remember getting our TV in 1955--I was 5 years old! We also played outside all day, came in for lunch, and went back outside, and our parents never knew for sure where we were--they just knew we were in the neighborhood. I remember when TV dinners were invented--and they were good--Mom and Dad had them for us if they went out. I babysat and used my $$$ to buy a Beatles album and put the next one on layaway--and that was on $10.00 a week! When I graduated from high school, on my way to college, I had a top-of-the-line ELECTRIC TYPEWRITTER! I remember the first skateboards were really SKATES ON BOARDS--we took apart our skates (the kind that used a key and fit OVER OUR SHOES)--and nailed them to a board!

Thanks for making me feel soooo old....and for remembering the "good old days"

<img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q194/laytbug1/12934f5-1.gif">
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
As I was reading this, I was thinking, jeez this was what it was like when I was growing up...I remember getting our TV in 1955--I was 5 years old! We also played outside all day, came in for lunch, and went back outside, and our parents never knew for sure where we were--they just knew we were in the neighborhood. I remember when TV dinners were invented--and they were good--Mom and Dad had them for us if they went out. I babysat and used my $$$ to buy a Beatles album and put the next one on layaway--and that was on $10.00 a week! When I graduated from high school, on my way to college, I had a top-of-the-line ELECTRIC TYPEWRITTER! I remember the first skateboards were really SKATES ON BOARDS--we took apart our skates (the kind that used a key and fit OVER OUR SHOES)--and nailed them to a board!

Thanks for making me feel soooo old....and for remembering the "good old days"

<img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q194/laytbug1/12934f5-1.gif">
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
As I was reading this, I was thinking, jeez this was what it was like when I was growing up...I remember getting our TV in 1955--I was 5 years old! We also played outside all day, came in for lunch, and went back outside, and our parents never knew for sure where we were--they just knew we were in the neighborhood. I remember when TV dinners were invented--and they were good--Mom and Dad had them for us if they went out. I babysat and used my $$$ to buy a Beatles album and put the next one on layaway--and that was on $10.00 a week! When I graduated from high school, on my way to college, I had a top-of-the-line ELECTRIC TYPEWRITTER! I remember the first skateboards were really SKATES ON BOARDS--we took apart our skates (the kind that used a key and fit OVER OUR SHOES)--and nailed them to a board!

Thanks for making me feel soooo old....and for remembering the "good old days"

<img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q194/laytbug1/12934f5-1.gif">
 

kayleesgrandma

New member
As I was reading this, I was thinking, jeez this was what it was like when I was growing up...I remember getting our TV in 1955--I was 5 years old! We also played outside all day, came in for lunch, and went back outside, and our parents never knew for sure where we were--they just knew we were in the neighborhood. I remember when TV dinners were invented--and they were good--Mom and Dad had them for us if they went out. I babysat and used my $$$ to buy a Beatles album and put the next one on layaway--and that was on $10.00 a week! When I graduated from high school, on my way to college, I had a top-of-the-line ELECTRIC TYPEWRITTER! I remember the first skateboards were really SKATES ON BOARDS--we took apart our skates (the kind that used a key and fit OVER OUR SHOES)--and nailed them to a board!

Thanks for making me feel soooo old....and for remembering the "good old days"

<img src="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q194/laytbug1/12934f5-1.gif">
 
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