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how to handle CF like a rockstar

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welshwitch

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i think it's time for a lighter thread. this is similar to the "you know you have CF" thread a few months ago. This one has a slightly different spin. it's "how to handle CF like a rockstar". you could think of it as a letter to yourself 10 years ago. make it as funny/hilarious as you want!

i'll get the ball rolling:

HOW TO HANDLE CF LIKE A ROCKSTAR:

*bring your enzymes in your biker bag with you to the bar--you need to digest beer, too!
*always use your farts as a weapon
*you will never run out of loogies to hawk from tall buildings--use them as weapons, too
*do NOT get a crush on your doctor--s/he will know waaaay too much about you!
*always look for the thing on the menu with the most calories--you're a superhero, you'll need 'em!
 
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welshwitch

Guest
i think it's time for a lighter thread. this is similar to the "you know you have CF" thread a few months ago. This one has a slightly different spin. it's "how to handle CF like a rockstar". you could think of it as a letter to yourself 10 years ago. make it as funny/hilarious as you want!

i'll get the ball rolling:

HOW TO HANDLE CF LIKE A ROCKSTAR:

*bring your enzymes in your biker bag with you to the bar--you need to digest beer, too!
*always use your farts as a weapon
*you will never run out of loogies to hawk from tall buildings--use them as weapons, too
*do NOT get a crush on your doctor--s/he will know waaaay too much about you!
*always look for the thing on the menu with the most calories--you're a superhero, you'll need 'em!
 
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welshwitch

Guest
i think it's time for a lighter thread. this is similar to the "you know you have CF" thread a few months ago. This one has a slightly different spin. it's "how to handle CF like a rockstar". you could think of it as a letter to yourself 10 years ago. make it as funny/hilarious as you want!

i'll get the ball rolling:

HOW TO HANDLE CF LIKE A ROCKSTAR:

*bring your enzymes in your biker bag with you to the bar--you need to digest beer, too!
*always use your farts as a weapon
*you will never run out of loogies to hawk from tall buildings--use them as weapons, too
*do NOT get a crush on your doctor--s/he will know waaaay too much about you!
*always look for the thing on the menu with the most calories--you're a superhero, you'll need 'em!
 
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welshwitch

Guest
i think it's time for a lighter thread. this is similar to the "you know you have CF" thread a few months ago. This one has a slightly different spin. it's "how to handle CF like a rockstar". you could think of it as a letter to yourself 10 years ago. make it as funny/hilarious as you want!

i'll get the ball rolling:

HOW TO HANDLE CF LIKE A ROCKSTAR:

*bring your enzymes in your biker bag with you to the bar--you need to digest beer, too!
*always use your farts as a weapon
*you will never run out of loogies to hawk from tall buildings--use them as weapons, too
*do NOT get a crush on your doctor--s/he will know waaaay too much about you!
*always look for the thing on the menu with the most calories--you're a superhero, you'll need 'em!
 
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welshwitch

Guest
i think it's time for a lighter thread. this is similar to the "you know you have CF" thread a few months ago. This one has a slightly different spin. it's "how to handle CF like a rockstar". you could think of it as a letter to yourself 10 years ago. make it as funny/hilarious as you want!
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<br />i'll get the ball rolling:
<br />
<br />HOW TO HANDLE CF LIKE A ROCKSTAR:
<br />
<br />*bring your enzymes in your biker bag with you to the bar--you need to digest beer, too!
<br />*always use your farts as a weapon
<br />*you will never run out of loogies to hawk from tall buildings--use them as weapons, too
<br />*do NOT get a crush on your doctor--s/he will know waaaay too much about you!
<br />*always look for the thing on the menu with the most calories--you're a superhero, you'll need 'em!
 
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Fancymushroom

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<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
-Consider using orange butt oil as a means for fueling your sweet ride
-Use a combination of ventolin/albuterol and scandishake to get you through your hangover
-Get your physio and coughing done on the dancefloor where no-one actually hears it, and pretend it's a new dance

-Use your snot to secure your drink firmly to the bar so that it won't be stolen
 
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Fancymushroom

New member
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
-Consider using orange butt oil as a means for fueling your sweet ride
-Use a combination of ventolin/albuterol and scandishake to get you through your hangover
-Get your physio and coughing done on the dancefloor where no-one actually hears it, and pretend it's a new dance

-Use your snot to secure your drink firmly to the bar so that it won't be stolen
 
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Fancymushroom

New member
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
-Consider using orange butt oil as a means for fueling your sweet ride
-Use a combination of ventolin/albuterol and scandishake to get you through your hangover
-Get your physio and coughing done on the dancefloor where no-one actually hears it, and pretend it's a new dance

-Use your snot to secure your drink firmly to the bar so that it won't be stolen
 
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Fancymushroom

New member
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
-Consider using orange butt oil as a means for fueling your sweet ride
-Use a combination of ventolin/albuterol and scandishake to get you through your hangover
-Get your physio and coughing done on the dancefloor where no-one actually hears it, and pretend it's a new dance

-Use your snot to secure your drink firmly to the bar so that it won't be stolen
 
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Fancymushroom

New member
<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
<br />-Consider using orange butt oil as a means for fueling your sweet ride
<br />-Use a combination of ventolin/albuterol and scandishake to get you through your hangover
<br />-Get your physio and coughing done on the dancefloor where no-one actually hears it, and pretend it's a new dance
<br />
<br />-Use your snot to secure your drink firmly to the bar so that it won't be stolen
<br />
 
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