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nichi874

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PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: : Our ba by was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
 
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nichi874

New member
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: : Our ba by was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
 
N

nichi874

New member
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: : Our ba by was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
 
N

nichi874

New member
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: : Our ba by was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
 
N

nichi874

New member
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
<br />
<br />Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
<br />A: No, 35 children is enough.
<br />
<br />Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
<br />A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
<br />
<br />Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
<br />A: Childbirth.
<br />
<br />Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
<br />borderline irrational.
<br />A: So what's your question?
<br />
<br />Q: : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
<br />but pressure. Is she right?
<br />A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
<br />
<br />Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
<br />A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
<br />
<br />Q: : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
<br />is in labor?
<br />A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
<br />
<br />Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
<br />A: Yes, pregnancy.
<br />
<br />Q: : Do I have to have a baby shower?
<br />A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
<br />
<br />Q: : Our ba by was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
<br />normal again?
<br />A: When the kids are in college.
 
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