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randmel89

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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him
a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the
tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
 

randmel89

New member
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him
a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the
tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
 

randmel89

New member
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him
a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the
tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
 

randmel89

New member
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him
a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the
tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
 

randmel89

New member
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack.
<br />I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
<br />
<br />I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
<br />
<br />He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
<br />
<br />He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him
<br />a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
<br />
<br />He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
<br />
<br />This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.
<br />
<br />Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the
<br />tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'
<br />
<br />I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
 

Brad

New member
Thats Funny !!!

Since I too am retired and Not a obama fan. I think I will take
a little trip down town,,, LOL
 

Brad

New member
Thats Funny !!!

Since I too am retired and Not a obama fan. I think I will take
a little trip down town,,, LOL
 

Brad

New member
Thats Funny !!!

Since I too am retired and Not a obama fan. I think I will take
a little trip down town,,, LOL
 

Brad

New member
Thats Funny !!!

Since I too am retired and Not a obama fan. I think I will take
a little trip down town,,, LOL
 

Brad

New member
Thats Funny !!!
<br />
<br /> Since I too am retired and Not a obama fan. I think I will take
<br /> a little trip down town,,, LOL
<br />
 
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