Actually, his REAL problem is that his chair is more comfortable than the couch and his growing pregnant wife isn't comfy on the couch so she has stolen his chair. Just so happens that the laptop is with his chair, so its rather hard for him to wrestle it away in the evenings <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
If he just hadn't decided 8 kids was a good number, he wouldn't have to deal with the cranky, pregnant and hot wife again. Although, he was more than happy to use this thread to point out why he had to get his chair and his laptop back again!