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Faust

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Never say I'm not a sad sack opportunist:

A guy who had been arrested 3 times due to domestic violence and related crimes who had a restraining order against him, tried to send flowers to the person who had the restraining order against him. The person didn't want the flowers...So me being the romantic that I am, said "I haven't gotten my lady flowers in a while...".


So now there is a wonderful assortment of Daisies in a pretty vase, with a "Love my ALI (with hearts on it)" waiting for her when she wakes up. If she asks (because I look guilty just showing up with flowers and an I love you note, I'll of course tell her the truth...But hey, why let them go to waste?) I'll tell her and probably get a laugh...But meanwhile, this poor sap who sent the flowers has been arrested 3 times, spent a ton of money on bail, and now due to sending the flowers has a fresh violation and is probably going to sit in the clink for a while, with bail withheld. Am I evil because I giggle when I think of me benefiting from his misfortune? He's a turd, so I don't feel bad <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


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Faust

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Never say I'm not a sad sack opportunist:

A guy who had been arrested 3 times due to domestic violence and related crimes who had a restraining order against him, tried to send flowers to the person who had the restraining order against him. The person didn't want the flowers...So me being the romantic that I am, said "I haven't gotten my lady flowers in a while...".


So now there is a wonderful assortment of Daisies in a pretty vase, with a "Love my ALI (with hearts on it)" waiting for her when she wakes up. If she asks (because I look guilty just showing up with flowers and an I love you note, I'll of course tell her the truth...But hey, why let them go to waste?) I'll tell her and probably get a laugh...But meanwhile, this poor sap who sent the flowers has been arrested 3 times, spent a ton of money on bail, and now due to sending the flowers has a fresh violation and is probably going to sit in the clink for a while, with bail withheld. Am I evil because I giggle when I think of me benefiting from his misfortune? He's a turd, so I don't feel bad <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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Faust

New member
Never say I'm not a sad sack opportunist:

A guy who had been arrested 3 times due to domestic violence and related crimes who had a restraining order against him, tried to send flowers to the person who had the restraining order against him. The person didn't want the flowers...So me being the romantic that I am, said "I haven't gotten my lady flowers in a while...".


So now there is a wonderful assortment of Daisies in a pretty vase, with a "Love my ALI (with hearts on it)" waiting for her when she wakes up. If she asks (because I look guilty just showing up with flowers and an I love you note, I'll of course tell her the truth...But hey, why let them go to waste?) I'll tell her and probably get a laugh...But meanwhile, this poor sap who sent the flowers has been arrested 3 times, spent a ton of money on bail, and now due to sending the flowers has a fresh violation and is probably going to sit in the clink for a while, with bail withheld. Am I evil because I giggle when I think of me benefiting from his misfortune? He's a turd, so I don't feel bad <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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Faust

New member
Never say I'm not a sad sack opportunist:

A guy who had been arrested 3 times due to domestic violence and related crimes who had a restraining order against him, tried to send flowers to the person who had the restraining order against him. The person didn't want the flowers...So me being the romantic that I am, said "I haven't gotten my lady flowers in a while...".


So now there is a wonderful assortment of Daisies in a pretty vase, with a "Love my ALI (with hearts on it)" waiting for her when she wakes up. If she asks (because I look guilty just showing up with flowers and an I love you note, I'll of course tell her the truth...But hey, why let them go to waste?) I'll tell her and probably get a laugh...But meanwhile, this poor sap who sent the flowers has been arrested 3 times, spent a ton of money on bail, and now due to sending the flowers has a fresh violation and is probably going to sit in the clink for a while, with bail withheld. Am I evil because I giggle when I think of me benefiting from his misfortune? He's a turd, so I don't feel bad <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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Faust

New member
Never say I'm not a sad sack opportunist:

A guy who had been arrested 3 times due to domestic violence and related crimes who had a restraining order against him, tried to send flowers to the person who had the restraining order against him. The person didn't want the flowers...So me being the romantic that I am, said "I haven't gotten my lady flowers in a while...".


So now there is a wonderful assortment of Daisies in a pretty vase, with a "Love my ALI (with hearts on it)" waiting for her when she wakes up. If she asks (because I look guilty just showing up with flowers and an I love you note, I'll of course tell her the truth...But hey, why let them go to waste?) I'll tell her and probably get a laugh...But meanwhile, this poor sap who sent the flowers has been arrested 3 times, spent a ton of money on bail, and now due to sending the flowers has a fresh violation and is probably going to sit in the clink for a while, with bail withheld. Am I evil because I giggle when I think of me benefiting from his misfortune? He's a turd, so I don't feel bad <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">


<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 
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robert321

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that sounds perfectly fine to me, the lady was probably going to just throw them away and why let them go to waste? its as funny as heck too
 
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robert321

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that sounds perfectly fine to me, the lady was probably going to just throw them away and why let them go to waste? its as funny as heck too
 
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robert321

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that sounds perfectly fine to me, the lady was probably going to just throw them away and why let them go to waste? its as funny as heck too
 
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robert321

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that sounds perfectly fine to me, the lady was probably going to just throw them away and why let them go to waste? its as funny as heck too
 
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robert321

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that sounds perfectly fine to me, the lady was probably going to just throw them away and why let them go to waste? its as funny as heck too
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
If you come up with a payback to stop motorcyclists who find driving in oncoming traffic (who find it a "thrill") from doing that, let me know!!
In the meantime, I have no sympathy for someone who breaks the law repeatedly (and gets caught doing it, too!!). Of course, I'm even less sympathetic to those who are arrested in relation to domestic violence!
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
If you come up with a payback to stop motorcyclists who find driving in oncoming traffic (who find it a "thrill") from doing that, let me know!!
In the meantime, I have no sympathy for someone who breaks the law repeatedly (and gets caught doing it, too!!). Of course, I'm even less sympathetic to those who are arrested in relation to domestic violence!
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
If you come up with a payback to stop motorcyclists who find driving in oncoming traffic (who find it a "thrill") from doing that, let me know!!
In the meantime, I have no sympathy for someone who breaks the law repeatedly (and gets caught doing it, too!!). Of course, I'm even less sympathetic to those who are arrested in relation to domestic violence!
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
If you come up with a payback to stop motorcyclists who find driving in oncoming traffic (who find it a "thrill") from doing that, let me know!!
In the meantime, I have no sympathy for someone who breaks the law repeatedly (and gets caught doing it, too!!). Of course, I'm even less sympathetic to those who are arrested in relation to domestic violence!
 
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65rosessamurai

Guest
If you come up with a payback to stop motorcyclists who find driving in oncoming traffic (who find it a "thrill") from doing that, let me know!!
In the meantime, I have no sympathy for someone who breaks the law repeatedly (and gets caught doing it, too!!). Of course, I'm even less sympathetic to those who are arrested in relation to domestic violence!
 
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