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Chaggie

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Lost at Sea, two Derry men, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a
> >> lifeboat
> >> following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
> >>
> >> While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
> >> across an
> >> old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the
> >> lamp
> >> vigorously.
> >> To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie,
> >> however, stated
> >> that he could only deliver one wish and not the standard three.
> >> Without
> >> giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out: "Make the
> >> entire
> >> ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
> >> crash,
> >> and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
> >> sampled by
> >> mortals.
> >> Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
> >> Guinness on
> >> the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
> >> circumstances.
> >> Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick ans said; "Nice going
> >> Patrick! Now
> >> we're going to have to pee in the boat."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
Lost at Sea, two Derry men, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a
> >> lifeboat
> >> following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
> >>
> >> While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
> >> across an
> >> old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the
> >> lamp
> >> vigorously.
> >> To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie,
> >> however, stated
> >> that he could only deliver one wish and not the standard three.
> >> Without
> >> giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out: "Make the
> >> entire
> >> ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
> >> crash,
> >> and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
> >> sampled by
> >> mortals.
> >> Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
> >> Guinness on
> >> the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
> >> circumstances.
> >> Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick ans said; "Nice going
> >> Patrick! Now
> >> we're going to have to pee in the boat."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
Lost at Sea, two Derry men, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a
> >> lifeboat
> >> following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
> >>
> >> While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
> >> across an
> >> old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the
> >> lamp
> >> vigorously.
> >> To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie,
> >> however, stated
> >> that he could only deliver one wish and not the standard three.
> >> Without
> >> giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out: "Make the
> >> entire
> >> ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
> >> crash,
> >> and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
> >> sampled by
> >> mortals.
> >> Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
> >> Guinness on
> >> the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
> >> circumstances.
> >> Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick ans said; "Nice going
> >> Patrick! Now
> >> we're going to have to pee in the boat."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
Lost at Sea, two Derry men, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a
> >> lifeboat
> >> following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
> >>
> >> While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
> >> across an
> >> old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the
> >> lamp
> >> vigorously.
> >> To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie,
> >> however, stated
> >> that he could only deliver one wish and not the standard three.
> >> Without
> >> giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out: "Make the
> >> entire
> >> ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
> >> crash,
> >> and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
> >> sampled by
> >> mortals.
> >> Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
> >> Guinness on
> >> the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
> >> circumstances.
> >> Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick ans said; "Nice going
> >> Patrick! Now
> >> we're going to have to pee in the boat."
 
C

Chaggie

New member
Lost at Sea, two Derry men, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a
> >> lifeboat
> >> following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
> >>
> >> While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
> >> across an
> >> old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the
> >> lamp
> >> vigorously.
> >> To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie,
> >> however, stated
> >> that he could only deliver one wish and not the standard three.
> >> Without
> >> giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out: "Make the
> >> entire
> >> ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
> >> crash,
> >> and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
> >> sampled by
> >> mortals.
> >> Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of
> >> Guinness on
> >> the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
> >> circumstances.
> >> Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick ans said; "Nice going
> >> Patrick! Now
> >> we're going to have to pee in the boat."
 
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