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New CEO

Chaggie

New member
A large company, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined
to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a
guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers
and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and
don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's."
 

Chaggie

New member
A large company, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined
to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a
guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers
and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and
don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's."
 

Chaggie

New member
A large company, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined
to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a
guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers
and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and
don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's."
 

Chaggie

New member
A large company, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined
to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a
guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers
and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and
don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's."
 

Chaggie

New member
A large company, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined
to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a
guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers
and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and
don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's."
 

Chaggie

New member
A large company, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined
to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a
guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers
and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall
and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him
and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and
don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked
around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell
me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza
delivery guy from Domino's."
 
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