ONLY IN AMERICA...
--Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
--Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
--Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
--Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
--Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
EVER WONDER?...
--Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?!
--Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
--Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
--Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
--Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
--Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
--You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
--Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
--If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
--If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
--Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
--Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
--Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
--Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
--Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
EVER WONDER?...
--Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?!
--Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
--Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
--Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
--Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
--Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
--You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
--Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
--If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
--If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?