Your topic summary really intrigued me. It reminds me of a funny story, I will just share real quick.
Troys boss's wife had the "wives" over last year for a luncheon. (soooo boring) And one of the girls there I am very good friends with and have been for years. Anyways, I am sitting there telling this group of women about my new kitchen appliance "the SILVER BULLET" (Think adult passion party product) and they were all staring at me with these eyes wide as saucers. And I am like, wow, I must be entertaining, everyone is really listening. It wasnt until I looked at my friend and by the smile on her face, I realized that I was thinking about and talking about 2 dif. things.
You see, there is the Magic Bullet, that I was referring to but called it the Silver Bullet. BIG, HUGE difference! I was talking about a kitchen slicer/dicer and everyone was picturing me in the kitchen with my sex toy. Anyways, she hasnt had another luncheon since. I take full credit for not making us all suffer any further! LOL