Scots joke.

[dyza]

A man was walking in the highlands when he stopped at a wee burn for a drink of water. Just as he was about to cup his hands in the water to drink, the gamekeeper shouted to him....
''Dinnae drink thon waater, its fae a coo's keech''

Confused the man said to the gamekeeper...
''I'm sorry my good man, I could not understand what you said as I am English''
The gamekeeper said..''my apologies, if you use both hands you'll get more in!!''


craig.

 

[dyza]

A man was walking in the highlands when he stopped at a wee burn for a drink of water. Just as he was about to cup his hands in the water to drink, the gamekeeper shouted to him....
''Dinnae drink thon waater, its fae a coo's keech''

Confused the man said to the gamekeeper...
''I'm sorry my good man, I could not understand what you said as I am English''
The gamekeeper said..''my apologies, if you use both hands you'll get more in!!''


craig.

 

[dyza]

A man was walking in the highlands when he stopped at a wee burn for a drink of water. Just as he was about to cup his hands in the water to drink, the gamekeeper shouted to him....
''Dinnae drink thon waater, its fae a coo's keech''

Confused the man said to the gamekeeper...
''I'm sorry my good man, I could not understand what you said as I am English''
The gamekeeper said..''my apologies, if you use both hands you'll get more in!!''


craig.

 

[dyza]

A man was walking in the highlands when he stopped at a wee burn for a drink of water. Just as he was about to cup his hands in the water to drink, the gamekeeper shouted to him....
''Dinnae drink thon waater, its fae a coo's keech''

Confused the man said to the gamekeeper...
''I'm sorry my good man, I could not understand what you said as I am English''
The gamekeeper said..''my apologies, if you use both hands you'll get more in!!''


craig.

 

[dyza]

A man was walking in the highlands when he stopped at a wee burn for a drink of water. Just as he was about to cup his hands in the water to drink, the gamekeeper shouted to him....
<br />''Dinnae drink thon waater, its fae a coo's keech''
<br />
<br />Confused the man said to the gamekeeper...
<br />''I'm sorry my good man, I could not understand what you said as I am English''
<br />The gamekeeper said..''my apologies, if you use both hands you'll get more in!!''
<br />
<br />
<br />craig.

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Ha, ha--figured it out--had to google what "its fae a coo's keech" meant.... (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t.)

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Ha, ha--figured it out--had to google what "its fae a coo's keech" meant.... (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t.)

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Ha, ha--figured it out--had to google what "its fae a coo's keech" meant.... (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t.)

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Ha, ha--figured it out--had to google what "its fae a coo's keech" meant.... (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t.)

 

[kayleesgrandma]

Ha, ha--figured it out--had to google what "its fae a coo's keech" meant.... (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow sh*t.)

 

[dyza]

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.

You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol

craig

 

[dyza]

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.

You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol

craig

 

[dyza]

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.

You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol

craig

 

[dyza]

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.

You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol

craig

 

[dyza]

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.
<br />
<br />You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol
<br />
<br />craig

 

[65rosessamurai]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.



You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol



craig</end quote></div>

I thought it was a joke and not a language test?!

 

[65rosessamurai]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.



You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol



craig</end quote></div>

I thought it was a joke and not a language test?!

 

[65rosessamurai]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.



You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol



craig</end quote></div>

I thought it was a joke and not a language test?!

 

[65rosessamurai]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>

I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.



You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol



craig</end quote>

I thought it was a joke and not a language test?!

 

[65rosessamurai]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>dyza</b></i>
<br />
<br />I'm glad someone figured it out......at last.
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />You win a prize Terri, have a whisky lol
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />craig</end quote>
<br />
<br />I thought it was a joke and not a language test?!