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The Haircut

dbtoo

New member
The Haircut
>
> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm
> doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
> shop.
>
> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
you'
> card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the
> barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
> service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is 'thank you' card
> and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
> tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from
> you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor is very happy
and
> leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
card
> and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and
> 'Becoming More Successful.
>
> 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
> citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
>
> Vote carefully this year.
 

dbtoo

New member
The Haircut
>
> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm
> doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
> shop.
>
> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
you'
> card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the
> barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
> service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is 'thank you' card
> and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
> tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from
> you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor is very happy
and
> leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
card
> and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and
> 'Becoming More Successful.
>
> 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
> citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
>
> Vote carefully this year.
 

dbtoo

New member
The Haircut
>
> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm
> doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
> shop.
>
> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
you'
> card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the
> barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
> service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is 'thank you' card
> and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
> tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from
> you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor is very happy
and
> leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
card
> and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and
> 'Becoming More Successful.
>
> 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
> citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
>
> Vote carefully this year.
 

dbtoo

New member
The Haircut
>
> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm
> doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
> shop.
>
> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
you'
> card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the
> barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
> service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is 'thank you' card
> and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
> tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from
> you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor is very happy
and
> leaves the shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
card
> and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and
> 'Becoming More Successful.
>
> 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
> shop.
>
> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>
> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
> citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
>
> Vote carefully this year.
 

dbtoo

New member
The Haircut
<br />>
<br />> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
<br />> about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
<br />I'm
<br />> doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
<br />> shop.
<br />>
<br />> When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
<br />you'
<br />> card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
<br />>
<br />> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
<br />the
<br />> barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
<br />> service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
<br />>
<br />> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is 'thank you' card
<br />> and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
<br />>
<br />> Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
<br />> tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
<br />from
<br />> you. I'm doing community service this week. ' The professor is very happy
<br />and
<br />> leaves the shop.
<br />>
<br />> The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
<br />card
<br />> and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and
<br />> 'Becoming More Successful.
<br />>
<br />> 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
<br />> bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
<br />> community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
<br />> shop.
<br />>
<br />> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
<br />> Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
<br />>
<br />> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
<br />> citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.
<br />>
<br />> Vote carefully this year.
 
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