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The never-ending story (possibly mature language)

Faust

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Ok can be a very fun "game", much more so than the guessing game, and it only really ends when we get sick of participating (usually several days to a week), then we can start over. The comedy value all depends on the people who contribute, so basically what you give is what you get. The point of the game is to be funny/silly and add to what the previous person said story wise with a few lines/paragraph or two, but don't be so indepth that the possible responses from others adding to it are too limited. Here are the general rules:

1 - We can be as creative as we want, which includes potential grossness (this is a CF site afterall), but of course abide by the site rules, and censor out bad words etc.

2 - Think about what other people would like to read.

3 - (the most important rule) is that in order to respond, the person before you delegates who gets to go next. An example: (since i'm starting, but it works the same way for anyone who adds to it) I start by saying "So I woke up on tuesday morning and my dog was making some weird noises in the other room, I walked out of my room and say (another person off the forum) doing (whatever - it goes from there for a bit, but leaves it open for whoever else to respond and "keep it going"). Then someone who want's to keep it going posts they want to play, then the person who was before that person (like me starting it) says "Ok so and so your turn". And they go, then the next person asks to play, they are told to go, and so on and so on till we don't want to play anymore.

4 - Try to make your story involve one or more people off the forum. It's not as funny if we bring in people not in the forum like say Bill Gates.

5 - Your responsibility as a participant means that you need to have the time (after you contribute) to wait for someone else to say they want to play, then tell them to go, and the same for them and so on. The reason I stipulate this rule is so we don't have someone who posts at 3am and noone responds for 30+ mins and they have to go to bed, and the story is stalled till they can get back on the site at say 9pm that night. So basically don't participate if you can't wait around for a bit for someone else to respond.


If we don't abide by these rules in general, it turns into chaos due to many people posting and the storyline goes off in 300 different directions and isn't interesting anymore. So let's try to follow the rules and have some fun. I will start, and as soon as someone else wants to participate, it's on to them cause I gotta do my vest, and i'll be back later to see what you little rascals have gotten into!


So here we go!:



I went to the gym last Friday evening, and I noticed Allie peering from behind the womens bathroom door, half a jar. She looked very concerned and looked like she was needing help. I hesitantly walked up to the door and called her name, and asked if she needed some help. She peered around the door, looked at me, and said.....




Ok next! (someone post who wants to go, and then I will post saying it's your turn then you go...Read the rules to make sure you know how to play before vollunteering, and let's have some fun!)....Sitting here waiting for someone to respond, first one gets to go next!
 

Faust

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I will die of CF before one of you guys responds...Come on people, i'm halfway through the daily show!
 

RoyalPrince

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no you just say you want to continue the story... sean says ok you can go.. you tell your part of the story using names from the forum... then stop leaving it open for whoever.. the next poster says they want to post next you say "ok you can go"... they go using names from the board and so on and on...

at least thats the way i read it...
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

Sean, call me crazy,, but I think you are saying Allie needs to post first? I am confused.</end quote></div>


No i'm not. I'm just discussing Allie in my story. Anyone who wants to go next to carry on what I started, post and i'll say it's your turn, then someone elses posts and wants to go next, the previous person says go, repeat, repeat, repeat. Would you like to go next? The person named in your contribution has nothing to do with who goes next, the person who posts that they want to go next, goes next (like if you just said "I wanna go next!" in your reply)...BTW we need to know who you are if you are marked as anon.
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>RoyalPrince</b></i>

no you just say you want to continue the story... sean says ok you can go.. you tell your part of the story using names from the forum... then stop leaving it open for whoever.. the next poster says they want to post next you say "ok you can go"... they go using names from the board and so on and on...



at least thats the way i read it... sean????</end quote></div>


YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!


Would you like to go next?
 

Allie

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"Oh, it's you." Allie turned away from the door and walked back into the room, pacing nervously. Sean, being a man of little decorum, followed her into the women's restroom.

"Allie, did you need help?" He asked, seeming genuinely concerned. Allie placed her hands on her hips impatiently.

"I do need help, but frankly, I'll probably call on Jesus for help before I call on you." The pale Jew smirked and turned to pace yet again, and slipped on...
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>Allie</b></i>

"Oh, it's you." Allie turned away from the door and walked back into the room, pacing nervously. Sean, being a man of little decorum, followed her into the women's restroom.



"Allie, did you need help?" He asked, seeming genuinely concerned. Allie placed her hands on her hips impatiently.



"I do need help, but frankly, I'll probably call on Jesus for help before I call on you." The pale Jew smirked and turned to pace yet again, and slipped on...</end quote></div>


(LOUD GAMESHOW WRONG ANSWER BUZZ SOUND)...

Doesn't count, you or someone else would have said "I'd like to go next" (or something equivalent. So we can keep some order to the storyline. First person to post that they want to go next, gets to go next.
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>RoyalPrince</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>







Would you like to go next?</end quote></div>

Ok Royal prince, you are next!


(now you go, then someone else posts they want to go, you give whoever posted first the permission, rinse and repeat forever)









sure i'll go next...</end quote></div>


Go next royal prince (Then after you are done, the next person says they wanna go, whoever posted that first, you say go next, they go, rinse repeat etc.)
 

RoyalPrince

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>
I went to the gym last Friday evening, and I noticed Allie peering from behind the womens bathroom door, half a jar. She looked very concerned and looked like she was needing help. I hesitantly walked up to the door and called her name, and asked if she needed some help. She peered around the door, looked at me, and said.....




</end quote></div>



Allie says "Maybe... I want to workout with Brad on the free weights but i know for a fact that i can lift more than he and i don't want to embarrass him." Sean commences to rolling and the floor laughing at Allie so she gets mad and...

Next...
 

Allie

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Allie raised her eyebrows, irritated. "Are you suggesting I can't?"

Sean let out a guffaw. "I'm not suggesting, I'm saying. You females think you can do everything but all you do is get pissy and hormonal"

Allie rolled her eyes. "And you wonder why you never get laid! Come silly boy, and I will wrestle you to the ground and make you cry."

"You can't be serious," He said, laughing, "I'll kill you, baby"

"Baby? Oh, now you're just asking for it." And with that statement, she tackled Sean to the ground. He was taken aback by her strength, it didn't seem to fit such a small package. He was pondering this mid-fight when she pinned him to the ground.

"Ha! I AM the Hebrew Hammer! I told you!" Then, as the door creaked open, the both looked up in horror at ...
 

Faust

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Someone not be lame, and pony up and ask to go next, so Allie can finish cybering, er I mean chatting with me <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

shauna

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hmm maybe i'm just dumb but i'm really confused....wouldnt it be easier to just start a story and then whoever wants to write next just writes next so it flows?
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>shauna</b></i>

hmm maybe i'm just dumb but i'm really confused....wouldnt it be easier to just start a story and then whoever wants to write next just writes next so it flows?</end quote></div>


No, because you could have several people at the same time (during prime time hours) all starting from point C in the story, and then there are three plus different stories going off in all directions. It makes for one actual storyline to say "Hey I'll go" to whoever went last, then they say "Go ahead so and so" and you go, rinse and repeat. BTW someone get on this, allie and prince did a great job, and it get's very funny with support.
 
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