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Wine vs. water : }

Brad

New member
Wine vs. water

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or scotch,
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of s h i t

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.
 

Brad

New member
Wine vs. water

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or scotch,
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of s h i t

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.
 

Brad

New member
Wine vs. water

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or scotch,
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of s h i t

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.
 

Brad

New member
Wine vs. water

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or scotch,
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of s h i t

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.
 

Brad

New member
Wine vs. water
<br />
<br />As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
<br /> water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,
<br /> scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
<br /> the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
<br /> coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
<br /> 1 kilo of poop.
<br /> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or scotch,
<br /> tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
<br /> purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
<br /> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
<br /> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
<br /> and be full of s h i t
<br />
<br /> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
<br /> a public service.
 

bittyhorse23

New member
hahahahahahahaha

cheers!
<img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
<img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0">

<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

bittyhorse23

New member
hahahahahahahaha

cheers!
<img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
<img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0">

<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

bittyhorse23

New member
hahahahahahahaha

cheers!
<img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
<img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0">

<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

bittyhorse23

New member
hahahahahahahaha

cheers!
<img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
<img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0">

<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 

bittyhorse23

New member
hahahahahahahaha
<br />
<br />cheers!
<br /><img src="i/expressions/wine.gif" border="0">
<br /><img src="i/expressions/beer.gif" border="0">
<br />
<br /><img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif" border="0">
 
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