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Ya know you have CF when....

loveee12

New member
- "are you taking any medications?" requires a more time-consuming answer than "how do you build a rocketship?"
-your own coughing wakes other people up at night more often than it does you
-you wonder if people think you're a druggie because you pop so many pills, all the time, in public
-you always win when teachers give you a hard time about absences/late assignments. ALWAYS.
-your friends marvel at how you can swallow horse pills.. dry
-your nebulizer has multiple uses; it is also very effective at blowing up party balloons, water tubes and floats, etc.
-you mom tells you to go ahead and eat the brownies as long as you don't smoke it
-you are grateful that your parents beat you when you were younger
-no bodily function/fluid digusts you. whatsoever.
 

loveee12

New member
- "are you taking any medications?" requires a more time-consuming answer than "how do you build a rocketship?"
-your own coughing wakes other people up at night more often than it does you
-you wonder if people think you're a druggie because you pop so many pills, all the time, in public
-you always win when teachers give you a hard time about absences/late assignments. ALWAYS.
-your friends marvel at how you can swallow horse pills.. dry
-your nebulizer has multiple uses; it is also very effective at blowing up party balloons, water tubes and floats, etc.
-you mom tells you to go ahead and eat the brownies as long as you don't smoke it
-you are grateful that your parents beat you when you were younger
-no bodily function/fluid digusts you. whatsoever.
 

loveee12

New member
- "are you taking any medications?" requires a more time-consuming answer than "how do you build a rocketship?"
-your own coughing wakes other people up at night more often than it does you
-you wonder if people think you're a druggie because you pop so many pills, all the time, in public
-you always win when teachers give you a hard time about absences/late assignments. ALWAYS.
-your friends marvel at how you can swallow horse pills.. dry
-your nebulizer has multiple uses; it is also very effective at blowing up party balloons, water tubes and floats, etc.
-you mom tells you to go ahead and eat the brownies as long as you don't smoke it
-you are grateful that your parents beat you when you were younger
-no bodily function/fluid digusts you. whatsoever.
 

loveee12

New member
- "are you taking any medications?" requires a more time-consuming answer than "how do you build a rocketship?"
-your own coughing wakes other people up at night more often than it does you
-you wonder if people think you're a druggie because you pop so many pills, all the time, in public
-you always win when teachers give you a hard time about absences/late assignments. ALWAYS.
-your friends marvel at how you can swallow horse pills.. dry
-your nebulizer has multiple uses; it is also very effective at blowing up party balloons, water tubes and floats, etc.
-you mom tells you to go ahead and eat the brownies as long as you don't smoke it
-you are grateful that your parents beat you when you were younger
-no bodily function/fluid digusts you. whatsoever.
 

loveee12

New member
- "are you taking any medications?" requires a more time-consuming answer than "how do you build a rocketship?"
-your own coughing wakes other people up at night more often than it does you
-you wonder if people think you're a druggie because you pop so many pills, all the time, in public
-you always win when teachers give you a hard time about absences/late assignments. ALWAYS.
-your friends marvel at how you can swallow horse pills.. dry
-your nebulizer has multiple uses; it is also very effective at blowing up party balloons, water tubes and floats, etc.
-you mom tells you to go ahead and eat the brownies as long as you don't smoke it
-you are grateful that your parents beat you when you were younger
-no bodily function/fluid digusts you. whatsoever.
 

Sunnie

New member
-Your boyfriend can hand you tissues and water while still sleeping
-No one asks if you're in the mood for dessert or seconds, they just serve it too you
-Your family freaks out when you say you aren't hungry
-When in the hospital your family does shifts to bring you food because there is no way you'll eat hospital stuff
-You can write a book on funny/horrible hospital experiences
-You've yelled at more than one doctor/nurse
-When you were little you learned to read upside down while receiving your beating
-People ask "When are you due?" every time you leave a restraunt
 

Sunnie

New member
-Your boyfriend can hand you tissues and water while still sleeping
-No one asks if you're in the mood for dessert or seconds, they just serve it too you
-Your family freaks out when you say you aren't hungry
-When in the hospital your family does shifts to bring you food because there is no way you'll eat hospital stuff
-You can write a book on funny/horrible hospital experiences
-You've yelled at more than one doctor/nurse
-When you were little you learned to read upside down while receiving your beating
-People ask "When are you due?" every time you leave a restraunt
 

Sunnie

New member
-Your boyfriend can hand you tissues and water while still sleeping
-No one asks if you're in the mood for dessert or seconds, they just serve it too you
-Your family freaks out when you say you aren't hungry
-When in the hospital your family does shifts to bring you food because there is no way you'll eat hospital stuff
-You can write a book on funny/horrible hospital experiences
-You've yelled at more than one doctor/nurse
-When you were little you learned to read upside down while receiving your beating
-People ask "When are you due?" every time you leave a restraunt
 

Sunnie

New member
-Your boyfriend can hand you tissues and water while still sleeping
-No one asks if you're in the mood for dessert or seconds, they just serve it too you
-Your family freaks out when you say you aren't hungry
-When in the hospital your family does shifts to bring you food because there is no way you'll eat hospital stuff
-You can write a book on funny/horrible hospital experiences
-You've yelled at more than one doctor/nurse
-When you were little you learned to read upside down while receiving your beating
-People ask "When are you due?" every time you leave a restraunt
 

Sunnie

New member
-Your boyfriend can hand you tissues and water while still sleeping
-No one asks if you're in the mood for dessert or seconds, they just serve it too you
-Your family freaks out when you say you aren't hungry
-When in the hospital your family does shifts to bring you food because there is no way you'll eat hospital stuff
-You can write a book on funny/horrible hospital experiences
-You've yelled at more than one doctor/nurse
-When you were little you learned to read upside down while receiving your beating
-People ask "When are you due?" every time you leave a restraunt
 
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