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Since I have started playing golf again this season, I thought I would profer a golf joke. Two ladies take up golf and on the first tee the first lady takes her tee shot and it screams away to one side right into a foursome of men watching. One of the men imediately collapses to the ground with...

A man is traveling in China when he gets lost, he sees a old farmhouse and asks for help. An old man with a long white beard answers the door, and seeing that it is late he offers to him to stay the night. This the man excepts gratefully. The old Chinese man warns the traveller, ''if you lay...

So I go to see the doctor at the start of March, hopefully, as he said last year, for the last time. He says he will get a full lung function test done, another headache coming on that day. So I got the appointment card in for the lung test and its for 4 days after my doctors appointment. Do...

A teacher asked her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. He replies, '' None, they all fly away with the first gun shot'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''...

Osama Bin Laden to prove he is still alive sends coded messages to President Bush. His latest message...37OH55A O773H...had the FBI and CIA flumoxed, so they sent it over to Britains MI6 to see if they could de-code the message. After 5 minutes MI6 phoned back and said... ''Tell Mr president...

Find myself trawling through the PC looking for, well... just stuff....I guess. Found this. <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.snotr.com/video/35 ">http://www.snotr.com/video/35 </a> Never ever thought that I would find R/C cars that appealing....but...yeah, I...

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.snotr.com/video/399 ">http://www.snotr.com/video/399 </a> Saw this and thought, 'hey Fred would like this'

Jenny hears that her grandfather has died so she immediately goes too see her grandmother. She asks her how he died and her grandmother says ''he had a massive heartattack on Sunday morning'', ''Thats terrible'' she replies. ''Yes, we make love every Sunday morning'' said the grandmother. ''But...

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. While looking for it she came across a frog stuck in a trap. The frog said to her ''If you release me, I will grant you three wishes'' The woman immediately released the frog, and the frog then said, ''Thankyou, but I failed...

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have it away with the camel, but the camel ran away. The man ran...

So I posted a picture of me in my kilt,( Mel put your tonge away), also had on a strange pair of shoes that 'littledebbie' asked me about. These shoes are called brogues, ( pronounced broags),i guess they caught her eye because of the laces, they tie up round the ankle ond round the lower shin.

While in the chatroom this morning, Greatbay, well her daughter or son, came on and said that she was in hospital. She has MAC, and that seems to be the cause of her lung deteriation, her numbers have dropped quite low. She has been very worried recently about the drop in her lung function. She...

I knew someone who developed a new cleaning solution. He was going to call it 'Finest Universal Cleaner in the Kingdom', until someone pointed out to him what the initials read. His reply was that he knew this, and it was alll part of his advertising approach, which was '' If Cif dosent do it...

I am looking for a link to pictures of physio tables and physio wedges. We are re-submitting to the medical committee about our housing, and we are trying a different approach, more this is what we could use for Craig, if we had the room for such equipment. So its dimensions that we are after...

Could one of the Doors fans on this site help me, which song has the line "runs to the mirror in the bathroom". I have trawled throo my albums and can not find it. I want it for a ring tone for my daughters calls, as she is for everr in the bathroom fixing her make up.

<img src="http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9279/pictureslatest003po2.jpg"> what does this picture say to you, what comes into your mind when you look at it?

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. ''Not yet'', said the boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he's a little peaved, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed...

Happy birthday to all who have a birthday in the month of April, oh, and those who had a birthday in March. <img src="i/expressions/musicnote.gif" border="0">HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I came across this info in the CF Trust forum, no link unfortunately, there is a research programme from Ireland that is suggesting that Tee tree oil in very small concentrations can increase the resistance of MRSA bugs, and considering the amount of shampoos, body lotions and so on that have...

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, ''When you die and go to heaven, Which part of your body goes first?'' Suzie raised her hand and said, ''I think it's your hands.'' ''Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?'' Suzie replied...