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Thanks to everyone for the welcome. I have been on quiet a bit just looking around. Still don't know if i'm ready to do much talking. Still can't quiet get my head around CF. Although i know Craig is in very good health, i can't help but worry.
Thanks anyway
Liz
A Scots pessimist is a man who feels badly when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif" border="0">
George Bush is being shown round a hospital in Scotland. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of people with no obvious signs of injury or disease.
He goes to greet the first patient and the chap replies:
''Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain e' the...
This will be my 1000th post, and with my impecable timing, almost ( one day short ) the 1st year anniversary of joining you all here on cysticfibrosis.com.
Through the year I have met and talked to so many people that it would be unfair to single any out for a special mention.
We see new people...
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run...run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: ''R-r-run, r-run will ya!'' A third...
It made me laugh at myself today when someone responded to one of my posts and I actually looked properly at the name and realised that it read : 'Lemons-to- lemonade', and not 'lemon-stole-monade', as how I have been reading it for some time now. I do apologise Lemonstolemonade.
Ok, I know now...
They say that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny. Its not true.
Also that the Grand canyon was formed when a Scotsman dropped a penny in a crack in the ground and he tried desperately to dig it out.
Well its not true
How much is it into disneyland at the gate? Do they do offers at the gate, (kids free, buy one get one free etc. etc.). Last time we went we bought our 'hopper' tickets here in the UK, this time around we will be concentrating on Universal, but still want to go to Magic KIngdom. We go in August...
''Where do you come from?'' the Scotsman asked an American. ''From the greatest country in the world,'' replied the American.
''Funny,'' said the Scotsman, ''Youv'e got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard.''
I just read that somebody has bought 4 tickets for 'Take That', (thats the band that Robbie Williams was once in) for £100,000. Thats like $190,000 in the US. Can anybody think of anything that that money could have been better spent on?
A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishmans garden. He was about to go...
Wee Hughie was in the garden filling in a hole when his English neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the mad man was up to, he politely asked, 'What are you doing there, Hughie?'
'My goldfish died,' replied wee Hughie tearfully without looking up, 'and I've just burried him.'
The...
Yesterday I blogged 4 pictures on 3 differnt blog entries, 1 picture I inserted in a 'comment' for one of my blogs. Now I find this quite amusing but realise that it may be rather irksome to the more computer savvy people<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">,
Please...
Craig has rather dry skin on his legs and esp' the soles of his feet, his doc' today gave us a script for a cream for it. I was wondering if this is normal with CF, we have always moisturized his skin, but not much difference does it make.
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, and he can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyman laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to any one who has an instrument that...
Does everyone in the US have to do there own taxes? I cant imagine that is the case, is there a threshold for earnings before you have to do your taxes. It just seems so complicated, especially for some of you here. LOL. Not that I am saying our tax system is any better in the UK.
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