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Faust

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So I went in today for that interview. The guy was an older man, but he looked identical to Hank Hill (from the cartoon, King of the Hill). If anyone remembers the very old Beavis & Butthead cartoons, he had the same identical face of the older Hank Hill (that never showed bobby or peggy hill).


Anyways I get in there, i'm dressed pretty fly, and I could sense he was ex law enforcement, probably fairly high up too. I told him about why I haven't worked in so long, including education, travel overseas, taking care of two elderly family members, and just taking care of my condition. I explained I was born with a lung based disability, and up untill about 7 months ago, I wasn't able to work. I told him that I had discovered some natural treatments that were much more effective than regular conventional approaches, and now due to that I feel 100%, and would love the opportunity to prove myself and offer all that I have to offer with my education and training to their company. I must have seemed amazingly prepared, because his eyes got a little big at times, but I didn't go overkill. I can imagine he sees a ton of morons come through the door, because I got the almost immediate vibe that he really really liked me and thought I had great composure and speaking/articulation ability.

I started with my D, G, and CCW license, my letters of recommendations (One from a well known detective), my college degree diploma, my honors papers for said degree, my range scores for both 9mm and .38cal, my dept of agriculture psychological evaluation (mandatory for carrying a gun in my state for security), and then all my certifications...I then followed that with the important of total observance of florida statutes 493, 776, and 790, and strict compliance with agency protocol. I then described my internship with the Sheriff's dept, and how I wouldn't hesitate to use physical force if someone wouldn't comply with instructions and were in violation of my clients wishes. I discussed my knowledge regarding pain compliance techniques, force continuum/matrix, and how I was maced 5 times on my internship and was involved in physical conflict.

Basically I carpet bombed him with education, general knowledge, training and certifications, and most importantly, charm and a well articulated humorous interview, so he couldn't say no <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0"> I made him laugh several times, and I could see I "was in there".


I did not expect him to offer me the position right then and there though, and I was doubly taken back when he started talking about possible MANAGEMENT positions within the company. He said "You seem to be a very bright guy, we have management training positions that act similarly to a foreman on a construction site, meaning the others report to you etc etc". I about fell out of my chair. Just goes to show you how far a ton of charm, BS, paperwork to back up what you know, and articular/humor will get you.

The benefits are rediculous. They have the best in the industry. Matching 401k, and every type of insurance you could think of, including short term and long term disability. He asked me "What shifts can you work, and when can you start (after he explained the different positions offered)". I told him as soon as possible, BUT I have two other interviews in the following 2 days, so I wouldn't be able to let him know untill late thursday or friday, depending on what my other offers were. That's when he started to pimp the benefits of working for them further, to try and sell me on his company more, and it had a good impact.

To tell you the truth, if I didn't have two other interviews set for tomorrow and the next day, I would have taken the offer. The best possible scenario now for me in this field would be if a particular company offered me the position of either executive protection agent (high end body guard), or very high end security such as nuclear power plant - high end corporation where I can walk around with an MP5 assault weapon and wear a vest <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">

I will find out what the other company offers me tomorrow, and the other company after that, depending on their benefits and what they offer (wage isn't as big a deal to me as what exactly i'll be doing and the benefits of course), i'll make the call. I feel very weird. Like reborn in a way. I could be making the biggest mistake of my life, but I know that if I don't move forward and take a risk, I won't be able to get anything further accomplished for myself.


I owe a very large part of me being able to do this, to oregano oil. So anyone out there still wondering, yes i'm still doing amazing, and it has allowed me to get to this point.

Here is a pic of me in all my pimpness for the interview - minus the jacket (notice the cute dog on the loveseat), feel free to print it out and use it for TP if you would like <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" border="0">
 

Faust

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Now I am going out for a few rounds of celebratory tall beers and whoop my Asian friends a*s in trivia. Be back later.
 

Landy

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That's great that you had such a great interview! Looked pretty spiffy too, I might add.
It probably is a little scary going out on a limb but I think you'll feel more self worth holding down a job & contributing to society (or at least that's how I would feel, speaking on my own behalf). And if you're physically able to do so, then go for it!
After being there for so many months/years & earning job credits, if you do need to re-apply for disability down the road, then that should work for you too.
This job could put a damper on the ole nightlife, yes?

Good luck & keep us posted on what job you decide to take.
 

anonymous

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So is this where people are suppose to write to give you feedback and compliments to make your head swell some more? :)
 

anonymous

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Congratulations on the job offer and potential other offers! This will now allow you to become self sufficient, to marry your fiancee, get your own place (or by your mom's home, thus allowing your siblings some kind of inheritance), pay for your own car insurance, pay for your own health insurance, and be a contributing, tax paying member of society! These are the goals of any individual of our age, to be self sufficient and lead a life better than our parents, and (sounds corny) but to spread our wings to fly as far as we can (while we can). Best of luck to you! I wish you all the blessings I count every day.

Another cf'er, mid 30's, wife, 2 kids, career, home, etc.
 

thelizardqueen

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Sean - I've printed out your pic, and it is now framed by my bedside so that I can kiss it every night, and whisper sweet nothings to it.<img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif" border="0">

Congrats on the job offer!
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

So is this where people are suppose to write to give you feedback and compliments to make your head swell some more? :)</end quote></div>


I thought I already told you to go back to your troll lair? Why won't you listen? If by the sake of a small percentage chance this isn't who I am refering to (due to the more than obvious feminine overtones with the smiley), why would you think that I have a swollen head? I know i'm a smart guy, and i'm very charismatic. That comes from my brain, not how i look. I might look ok compared to other CF guys, but my strength lays in my brain. I could be an f'ing sociopathic conquerer of nations if I wanted to. Thankfully I was born in a time where that isn't an option, and the temptations are known, and those with a decent IQ and moral fiber realize it's NOT the way to live your life (controlling others via intimidation and or force).


If you are who I think you are, please go snort a line of pure ecoli.
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>

Congratulations on the job offer and potential other offers! This will now allow you to become self sufficient, to marry your fiancee, get your own place (or by your mom's home, thus allowing your siblings some kind of inheritance), pay for your own car insurance, pay for your own health insurance, and be a contributing, tax paying member of society! These are the goals of any individual of our age, to be self sufficient and lead a life better than our parents, and (sounds corny) but to spread our wings to fly as far as we can (while we can). Best of luck to you! I wish you all the blessings I count every day.



Another cf'er, mid 30's, wife, 2 kids, career, home, etc.</end quote></div>

The only issue I had with this post, was the "and be a contributing, tax paying member of society!". Sorry, this is not a flame or a troll attempt, but that viewpoint is just plain ignorant in my opinion. How do I not pay taxes? Sales tax plagues me just like the homeless bum down the street. We live in a goods and services capitalistic environment. If I want something, unless it's a stolen good that I am paying the local fence, I *AM* paying taxes and *CONTRIBUTING*. Thinking otherwise is flat our head wound land.


All of us lungers live the way we do mostly due to the genetic lottery we won/lost at birth. Had nothing to do with us as individuals. I happen to, for whatever reason, not be as bad off as other CF's, and i'm 35. While at the same time, there are 21 year old CF's who have lung function in the low teens. We as a society need to realize that there are those of us that need to be cared for, both with social/medical programs, and financial compensation so they can continue to "live" within us, and not form some weird criminal fringe group.

I could be totally wrong, and i'm thankful for your positive insight, but PLEASE don't exert the vibe that I am feeling from you, which is the "Well about time you contribute, be like the rest of the cogs in the machine". Again, I could totally be wrong, but even if i'm wrong, even a partial viewpoint like that is flawed.

I was just as gimpy and messed up as many of the other CF's were, previous to my exploration into OO. This could be the coup da grace vs my entire existance, as in throwing aside my "parachute" of security, which by the way i'm not a burden to, because my father put every F'in dime into, and died before he retired. So my existance $$$ wise is fully already funded even if I didn't try to get a job.

I'm not judging perspectives, because god knows I have some weird ones of my own, but the fact that either a cystic, or a normal relative of a cystic would say something so profoundly insinuative, to me, just reeks of a "You should be this way too".

I personally don't care if i'm 100% wrong, i'm taking the risk, and I will deal with the consequences. But regardless if i'm wrong or right, I am the only one (besides my mate) that has to live with my choice. I'd rather jump over the cliff and enjoy the fall, than sit to the side and wonder what water felt like.
 

Faust

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>thelizardqueen</b></i>

Sean - I've printed out your pic, and it is now framed by my bedside so that I can kiss it every night, and whisper sweet nothings to it.<img src="">



Congrats on the job offer!</end quote></div>

I will go with sarcasm on that entry Chuck. I just thought I would add a pic of what I looked like today when I went to the interview. I thought I looked pretty snazzy. For some reason, really old women really like me when I dress up in business clothes. I don't have anything against business women, i really like MILF's. It's just too bad that I can't partake like I used to be able to <img src="i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif" border="0">
 

anonymous

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>anonymous</b></i>



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I might look ok compared to other CF guys,




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What the heck does THAT mean?
 

anonymous

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<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote><i>Originally posted by: <b>SeanDavis</b></i>

/RAAARRRR!!





/wakes up ready to conquer the world!</end quote></div>

And bore us all with more self absorbed crap. Its like the teacher in charlie brown. It all starts to run together after awhile.
 

JazzysMom

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Well SeanDavis I have to say that I am happy to hear that someone in the work field feels as confident in you as you do in yourselrf. Honestly for a bit I thought you were tooting your horn, but I have been proven wrong.....it had to happen eventually (LOL). Congrats & Good Luck in the position offered to you (which sounds EXCELLENT) or one of the others....you are on a roll my man!
 

Faust

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"And bore us all with more self absorbed crap. Its like the teacher in charlie brown. It all starts to run together after awhile."


I just throw things like that out there now and then to remind mental ditch diggers like yourself just what branch you occupy on the tree of life. Sadly, for people like you, it needs to be stated often for there to be any information retention. When you can bring anything more than easily deflected minor league troll material, please let me know, because it would be an occasion worth taking off work for to witness.
 
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